The people vs Al Gore, you be the judge...

Al Gore Guilty! Top 10 Global Warming LiesIf you've seen Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth you probably think it The People vs. Al Gore

Let's imagine we're all in a courtroom and your on the jury... or if you'd like a little more authority... you be the judge.

“I welcome you all here today and thank you very much for being here. Don't worry Judge and jurors you will not be here long. This will only take about 15 minutes to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that Mr. Al Gore sitting over there is a lier and his whole movie is a scam to raise fear... and fill 'their' pockets with taxes! I will also show you, 100% without a doubt, what is 'causing' global warming so sit tight!

“But please remember folks, we are NOT discussing the polluting of the planet, which of course we are, but just the facts on global warming.

“Right now human everywhere in the world believe that our CO² emissions are causing the hottest planet ever in it's history. Correct?

“Your Majesty let's take at look at the ice core samples from his movie (see pic below). The top line is CO² and the bottom is temperature. This one picture proves two of his theories are outright lies. The first being record temperatures.

If we simply draw a line from the temperature graph from today's temps(near him) across to the left and... oh my gawd... sorry... excuse me... you bump into:

Exhibit A:

Lie # 1. Six other times in the last 600,000 years alone...

it was hotter than now!

This is on record isn't it? Right in front of his eyes is this FACT and yet for the rest of the movie he keeps showing us these terrifying recordtemperatures happening all over earth.

It's so unbelievably sad to think that the whole world right now thinks that:

we're making it hotter than ever!

This is simply not the case yet for the rest of his movie he shows us city after city of record temperatures! We've only been keeping records for around two hundred years so this is simply not accurate.

Also city temperatures do not reflect the truth either because of urban crawl; the farther out a city grows, the less forest or grass surrounds it's core, making temperatures rise.

More concrete and pavement means more heat in cities yes. But Al, you purposely fail to point out the fact that the world has been hotter many, many times before to sell this fear?

Sorry.

Looking at your chart there Al, one might say that global warming looks almost... cyclical? Very cyclical in fact! Well talk more on this later but for now I call your attention to:

Exhibit B:

Lie # 2 When the CO² goes up... so does the temp?

Oh come on Mr. Power he clearly shows us the correlation between CO² and earth temperatures over these 600,000 year ice core samples! Yeah you're right he did, didn't he? Not.

He showed you the above graph and then joked about how one of his classmate's from the sixth grade would say that it fits like South America into Africa. A perfect fit right? And he clearly points out that the CO² has never been above 300 ppm.

He even points out the ice ages, the warm ages, the ups and downs but doesn't share the TRUTH about CO² and temperature. Instead he says:

“When there is more carbon dioxide, the temperature gets warmer.” DIRECT QUOTE BY AL GORE

I just want to say to you Mr. Gore that your Inconvenient Truth really made me believe that the world was quickly going to hell and now that I've opened my eyes you should be ashamed of yourself.

Sorry.

Mr. Power your question please?

Sorry yorawna. Ahh Mr. Gore... when you get on your mini-lift to show us how high today's CO² levels are (381 ppm) and how much higher they're going to go and since you had just stated that when there's more carbon dioxide, the temperature follows... well ah... didn't you look down and notice that the temperature doesn't follow you up on your wee little ride?

No I did not.

Why not, Al?

Because I'm afraid of heights and I really really had to pee?

A 25% increase in the CO² yet nowhere near a 25% increase in temperature! C'mon Al? Where's the 25% temperature hike? Where is it Al?

Sorry?

It does not exist because even if man pumps another 500 ppm the temperature will not go up barely any more or less will it? No. Why have you been lying? You must know that CO² levels are IN FACT a result of temperature increase, NOT A CAUSE!

Just like with absolutely everything... when it's hot... there's more particles bouncing... more of everything... except of course ice.

To my fellow humans:

His and 'their' whole Global Warming hypothesis is based 100% on the premise that when the CO² goes up ... the temperature follows.This is simply a huge lie yet the whole world believes it.

Let's look back at the graph again shall we:

What made the CO² rise and fall all those years?

Do you think that there were that many cows laying silent but deadlies back then?

How did the CO² rise way back then without any Hummers driving around the mall to search for two parking spots?

How Al? How?

I don't know Maury, but please continue, this is getting good.

Hey thanks I appreciate that... I mean you were almost the president and everything but then you and your little Illuminati buddies figured George would sell the war thing and you'd sell the warming thing and we'd all be too busy in fear to see your World Domination Plan... Isn't that the TRUTH AL?

Mr. Power... pllllllllease try and stay on topic here.

Sorry yorawna.

Now I ask us all in the courtroom to turn our attention to exhibit A which is another temperature graph to prove without a doubt that you sir are a lier. This goes back 542 million years and the world was up to 7.5°Celsius hotter than it is today.

FACT: She's been hotter. Through carbon dating they can tell that about 50 million years ago the Earth the earth had carbon dioxide levels of 3500 ppm and was a lush tropical paradise with turtles and palm trees at both poles.

So no matter what... NOTHING anyone ever has to say about Global Warming again matters now.

It was way warmer then and there was way more CO²!

A FACT is a FACT. Only 7.5 degrees WARMER than now with a whopping 3500 ppms of CO²! That's a long, long, long way from 381 ppms so I guess we won't be vacationing in the Arctic soon will we Mr. Gore?

A lot of people will say “it's never happened this fast before", but Gore helps us out here by pointing out that when an inland glacial sea spilled into the Atlantic the Earth went into an ice age in only ten years.

So you can live in fear of every hurricane or tsunami but why bother? Mother nature doesn't know we're in her way when she kills thousands. It's nothing personal, but it sells lots of news.

This exhibit clearly proves his whole Global Warming Scare and his record temperatures are an outright lie. Your Honor I say we charge Mr. Al Gore with unnecessary and unprecedented fear mongering, and he should publicly apologize, and must face criminal charges of something or another like: