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The Muggle World Guide to 2013: Rapid Fire 
  
  
Right, listen up, because this is the fastest damn world roundup you’ll ever clap ears on. This year has been a bitch of bitches,   
yet still, as always, filled with wonders, so here is my list of shit that mattered. 
  
Natural disasters: We saw big earthquakes in Japan, New Zealand and elsewhere, which the Japanese had to top with a   
deadly and scary-as-fuck Tsunami. (It amazes me how relaxed the Japanese are about these things; I rang my Japanese mate   
while it was happening and all he wanted to talk about was partying….”ah so, big rave, big rave”).   
  
So, a salute to our Japanese friends for making their buildings so earthquake proof, and a brickbat to the bastards for not making   
their Nuclear reactors Tsunami proof. 
  
Iraq: The Americans are getting the fuck out and political chaos is getting back in. There is a power vacuum, which will be   
bloody and protracted. It is how we are. 
  
The Ocean, the beautiful ocean: There is a new expression in our language. “the oceans are dying”. That is the most fucked   
up thing that will be on this list today. Everything else here is mostly our own human noise, that stops us thinking about the big   
things. We have removed 90. Fucking. Percent. Of. All. The. Life. In . the. Ocean.  A dead ocean will lead to wars folks. That is   
a truth. Even if you don’t give a fuck about the ocean, give a fuck about the next generations. Get hold of a list, produced by your   
local Greenies, that tells you what fish you should and shouldn’t eat in your area. Choose smart.   
  
7 billion people: There are too many of us. What does a shortage of resources lead to? See above. The solution is education   
for women. That works everywhere, every time, to lower the birthrate. I would get myself shot in several countries in the world for   
writing that sentence, and there is the problem. Women need a voice, and not the type of crazy man/women female that has   
had to learn to bloke her way through politics. 
  
Speak sisters speak. Speak to your sons. Speak to your men. Speak to your fathers. Lead.   
  
Global warming accord: There isn’t one. We won’t have one until 2020 at the earliest, which frankly means we’ve missed it.   
All we have to do now is decide on the CO2 limit we can live with. Whatever limit we choose will kill people and harm the planet.   
People will need to move in large numbers away from places like Bangladesh, and they will not always be welcome, and they   
will not always come in peace. That is how we are. 
  
Gaddafi and his end: Colonel Gaddafi came to his people a hero, and left with a knife up his arse. That is how far you can   
fall. We shall remember here that Gaddafi came to power with the blessing and assistance of western powers. We should also re- 
member that the people spoke, and must be allowed to continue to speak. Gaddafi’s gruesome and brutal death has left a power   
vacuum, which may be filling as we speak. Here is a wish for a sane future in Libya, at least until their oil runs out, then we   
won’t care so much. 
  
The fat lazy Greeks: The EU is a stumbling drunk man in a boxing match at the moment. The whole thing was kicked off   
by the EU having to many countries that are not financially strong or have socialist tendencies. Europe has forgotten how to work,   
and the Greeks were doing the not-working the hardest. Now we all realize that the Europeans have been living on credit and weak   
banks, and their current solution is to form a really big bank from which to print Euros. Good luck with that. Zimbabwe tried that   
and it worked…never. Seriously, Europe, harden the fuck up and go broke.   
  
  
The US: The US is a mess right now. Lets name a few ways: 
  
1. the US economy has been built, in a large part, by the military-industrial complex and their own internal economy. The debt   
crisis has forced the US to cut back on military spending which has led to less internal industry, so they can’t sell their shit to   
each other. Big problem. 
  
2. The US is losing its cool factor, on a larger scale than ever before. 
  
3. China owns them, which also means they own China, who own them….good luck with all that. 
  
4. Their democratic system has been hijacked by a rancid right wing dumb-as-dirt bunch of do-gooder fucking sissies. Yes it has.   
Change takes courage, but getting together and complaining, that just takes talk-show campaigns. 
  
5. The war on drugs. How much money and lives they gonna pour into that before they admit what everyone knows and research   
has shown for years. Legalize personal use, regulate, tax and educate. Figure it out you dumb cunts. 
  
6. Their immigrant problem from Mexico. The US needs cheap labor, so why the fuck are they building fences? And why aren’t   
they spending money on Mexico? The only conclusion is that a financially strong Mexico is perceived as a bad thing inside the   
Pentagon.   
  
  
Afghanistan: The western powers will cut a deal with the Taliban, who crave power, and Afghanistan will return to more of   
the same. People will die.   
  
Papua New Guinea: These guys are famous for eating each other, but when it came to a small mix-up that resulted in two   
prime ministers, they talked about it. No one got eaten. Not one knife up an arse. The natives are making us look bad. 
  
Africa: There is not enough ink in these fingers to talk about Africa. China is buying it, the west is ignoring it, the animals are   
dying on it, food isn’t getting to the people on it, the earth is being mined out from under it, the pirates have parts of it, aids has   
most of it, Tuberculosis has the rest of it, global warming is desertifying it (and so are the number of people)…..and on and on.   
Peace to Africa, peace to your people. 
  
The people are demanding to be heard: Everywhere the people are demanding to be heard. The Chinese have backed down   
against protest, the Burmese have opened a crack in the door, the Arabs have shaken their leaders to the core. In spite of this,   
people everywhere are still not being heard. There is blood to come. 
  
The running sore: The Israelis and Palestinians maintain their brutalities. The young will fix this, but not tomorrow. The   
Israelis will continue to take land and advantage, especially when their own politics are so fractured. No one is really sure who is   
doing what in Israel, so no one answers for anything. How tired are we all of this conflict, this endless procession of horrors?   
  
Burma: Suu Kyi is out of house arrest and the Burmese generals have given the Chinese the middle finger by stopping some   
big China-funded construction projects underway there. This is of course the generals playing a game like North Korea did… 
make some noise, rattles some sabers, then hold out your hand for money from the superpowers. Hopefully China and the West   
can drive the freeing of the people there through this means. Suu Kyi is a legend, and one amazing lady whom the people love   
for her uncommon common-sense, and her endless determination for reform. 
  
North Korea: Kim Jung Ill bit the dust. Guess he wasn’t a god after all. His son will be no different, though probably more will- 
ing to deal, which will free the people there somewhat. Still wouldn’t want to live there though, as the sickness of absolute power   
will prevail. 
  
Japan and her fish: The whaling industry has been saved from destruction by money from the Japanese government. This   
money was called Tsumami relief money. The Japanese will never stop whaling because they are worried that if they do, then the   
next discussion will be about protecting Tuna, Marlin, krill, etc etc etc. Their fishing fleet and appetite for ocean grown protein is huge,   
and cannot be stopped by anything but force. People will have to die to save the ocean, and they probably will in a few months   
when Sea Sheppard meets the whaling fleet.   
  
Bin Laden: Yeah, they found him living among his Pakistani army mates and “brought him to justice”. President Obama said   
that. Think carefully about the word justice. We shouldn’t care about Osama Bin Laden, but we should care how the word justice is   
used. 
  
Mental guy cuts loose: An evil super villain cuts loose in Norway with a diabolical plan to bomb and shoot. Seriously, where the   
fuck was Batman, or the X-Men?   
  
Immigration: All over the world people are on the move, fleeing hardship, and they are not getting such a sweet welcome   
mostly everywhere. People will continue to die, plenty of them children. 
  
The God Particle: CERN has found traces of the God Particle, the very blocks of the blocks of the blocks of the universe. Time   
hasn’t stopped yet, and the universe hasn’t collapsed yet, but it still might. Doctor Who is going to show up for this episode, and   
we’ll all be OK. 
  
Vaccine for aids: Great leaps have been taken toward a vaccine for AIDS, using our own bodies mechanisms to do it. Most   
people develop an immunity to AIDS, but it doesn’t happen quick enough. The white coats have found a way to speed that up.   
Stunning result. 
  
The fight for the gene: There is a legal fight going on right now in the US over whether or not a gene can be patented. The   
answer is obvious, but sense may not prevail.   
  
Who owns the news: Newspapers and news organizations all over the world are being held to account for their actions….the   
UK phone hacking scandal is the most public, and has people asking all the right questions about who owns the news and what do   
they do with that power. This is a good thing. 
  
The 2012 big bang: You know the world was supposed to end , yea right dumb bitches, the aztec had already corrected the mayans calendar, it was a celebration for me, a welcoming to 6th world age,  many cycles  around the sun   and not in some lame biblical way, but in the way of something big;   
A shift, a paradigm shift, a rising of the people, and it’s happening through the net, and yes, it will cost blood. If that feels like the   
end of the world to you, then hold on baby....
2014-and Beyond
We face many unknowns, Getting ready to be fed Obama Care down our throats, 9/15/2013, from then on out,  expect  health care costs to skyrocket ,500% percent plus , Medicare is about to go bankrupt, and if the Democrats continue to spend and not cut out the shit, by 2053 this country will be down the tubes, we are running out of time....
And so as one can expect this American Stagnation to only further continue, less jobs, more corruption .. and there is bigger problems ahead..,

For one we are about to enter into world war 3,the bombing of Syria is just the beginning of what is to come ... I expect another Draft..USA Vs THE Soviet Union , yea mah niggas it's going down, it the bible and Jesus say there has to be A WW3.. and it's a war we have to win, we have to be aggressive , Americans don't be scared of what is to come, just know We going to get it done, Putin ya done! and that's a threat bitch!! Bombs will be going off in Moscow!! Fuck you communist little bitches, and yall hijacked planes in Poland and are responsible for that attack in Warsaw, I am a polac too, Putin you make the blood pump in my veins , Putin's one ugly mothafucker and he makes so fucking mad cuz all ya dumb Americans don't even realize the real threat, that which is RUssia like ROmney said. yall know what you did on 9/11.. only a matter of time before yall Russians SEE THOSE AMERICAN B2 BOMBING JETS COME!! at the end of the day, I have faith in the Republican Party , to grab hold, and protect he world from inhumane crime, some times it's better to protect rather than to neglect... ..say a prayer, the pledge of Allegiance , wave the flag Viva La America! AMen